Signs of 90's00's

Signs That You've Had Too Much Of The 90's/00's:

• You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.


• You e-mail your colleague at the desk next to you to ask "Do you want to go out for lunch?" and he replies "Yeah, give me five minutes".


• You chat several times a day with a stranger from United States of America, but you haven't spoken to your next door neighbor yet this year.


• Your reason for not staying in touch with friends is that they don't have e-mail.


• You have atleast one crush with an unknown email pal.


• Your idea of being organised is multicolored post-its.


• You hear most of your jokes via e-mail instead of in person.


• When you go home after a long day at the office you still answer the phone in a business manner.


• When you make calls from home, you automatically dial "0" to get an outside line.


• Your biggest loss from a computer crash is all of your jokes.


• It's dark when you drive to and from work, even in the summer.


• Being sick is defined as not being able to walk or being in the hospital.


• You think half a day means leaving at 5 'O' clock.


• You think Einstein would have been more effective had he put his ideas in to a matrix.


• You feel you really need PowerPoint to explain what you do for a living.


• You know the people at the airport , hotels better than your next door neighbors.


• You're already late on the assignment you just got.


• Your family and friends describe your job as "works with computers".


• You read this entire list, nodding and smiling.


• As you read this list, you thought about forwarding it to your "friends you send jokes to" e-mail group.


• It crosses your mind that your jokes group may have seen this list already, but you can't be bothered to check, so you forward it anyway.