Faithful

A man is reading the newspaper in his living room, when his wife hits his head hard with a pan.

"Are you crazy ?" - he asks her furiously.

The wife replies: "This is for the note I found in one of your pockets. There's a name of a woman ... 'Marilu' and her telephone number!!!

"No honey it's not like that ... do you remember the day I bet on horses? Well Marilu' is the name of the horse I bet on and that number is the number of the betting." explains the man innocently.

The wife is so sorry on hearing this and asks him to forgive her.

A few days later, as the man is reading the newspaper in the living room, his wife hits him again.

"What's the matter with you now?"

"Your horse is on the phone....."