Cool ways to turn romantic guys down

HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?
SHE: No, I'd like to have some pleasure too!!!

HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must've been given your share!!!

HE: Is it hot in here or is it just you?
SHE: It's hot!!!

HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend!!!

HE: Your face must turn a few heads!
SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs!!!

HE: Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out!
SHE: Okay, get out!!!

HE: I think I could make you very happy
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?

HE: What would you say if I asked u to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!!!

HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why, don't you already have one?

HE: Shall we go and see a film?
SHE: I've already seen it!!!

HE: Do you think it was fate which brought us together?
SHE: Nah, it was plain bad luck!!!

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Where I'll be the rest of your life - in your wildest dreams.

Santa and his jokes

Santa SINGH QUEUING BEHIND HIS FRIEND AT AN ATM MACHINE.
Friend: What are you looking at?
Santa Singh: I know your PIN no., hee, hee.
Friend: Alright, what is my PIN no. if you saw it?
Santa Singh: four asterisks!

Santa SINGH WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL.
Teacher: What is 5 plus 4?
Santa Singh: 9
Teacher: What is 4 plus 5?
Santa Singh: Are you trying to fool me, you've just twisted the figure,the answer is 6!!

Santa SINGH'S MOTHER DIED.
Santa Singh: (crying) the doctor called, my mother is dead.
Friend: condolence, my friend.
After 2 minutes Santa Singh cries even louderFriend: what now?
Santa Singh: my sister just called, her mother died too!

Santa SINGH NEEDS VITAMINS FOR GRANDSON.
Santa Singh: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson.
Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C?
Santa Singh: Any will do, my grandson doesn't know the alphabet yet!!

Santa SINGH STUCK ON THE ELEVATOR.
Banta Singh: Sorry I'm late. I got stuck in an elevator for 4 hrs. because of a power failure.
Santa Singh: Thats alright, me too...I got stuck on the escalator for 3hrs.

Jasmeet Kaur watched her husband Santa Singh searching high and low, all over the living room. She asked him: "What are you so franticallysearching?"
Santa: "Hidden cameras!"
Jasmeet: "And what makes you thinkthere are hidden cameras here?"
Santa: "Or else, every few minutes, how isthat guy on television saying ...'You are watching the Star World channel'? "How can he know what I am watching?"