May 15, 2005

95 years old mom

With the help of a fertility specialist, a 95 year old womanhas a baby. All her relatives come to visit and meet thenewest member of their family.

When they ask to see the baby, the 95 year old mother says, "Not yet."

A little later they ask to see the baby again.Again the mother says, "Not yet."

Finally they say, "When can we see the baby?" And the mothersays, "When the baby cries."

So they ask, "Why do we have to wait until the baby cries?"

The new mother says, "I forgot where I put it."

No comments: