September 29, 2005

Alcohol

One Sunday morning the minister was preaching about the dangers of alcohol.

To prove his point he held up 2 glasses, one had alcohol and the other had water.
He then put a live worm in each glass.

The worm in the alcohol shriveled up and died immediately.
The other one in the water glass was swimming around and very much alive.

The preacher asked the congregation what lesson do we learn from this demonstration.

The parish drunk replied: People who drink alcohol willnever have worms.

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