October 12, 2005

Bad News

The doctor says, "Mr. Sharma, I have some bad news and some very bad news."

Mr. Sharma says, "Well, you might as well give me the bad news first."

The doctor says, "The lab called with your test results. You have 24 hours to live."

Mr. Shapiro says, "Twenty-four hours? That's terrible! What could be worse?"

The doctor says, "I've been trying to reach you since yesterday.

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