February 19, 2006

Smart Johnny did that again

During class, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asks her students:

"Michael, if you were on a date, having supper with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?"

Michael says: "Just a minute, I have to go pee.."

The teacher says: "That would be rude and impolite! What about you Peter, how would you say it?"

"I am sorry , but I really need to go to the bathroom, I'll be right back."

"That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word 'bathroom' at the dinner table. And you, Little Johnny, are you able to use your intelligence for once and show us your good manners?"

Little Johnny says: "I would say: 'Darling, may I please be excused for a moment. I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get to meet after supper."

The teacher fainted.

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