Heights of Height

1. What is height of Fashion?

Dhoti with a zip.

2. What is height of Secrecy?

Offering black visiting cards.

3. What is height of Active laziness?

Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.

4. What is height of Laziness?

Adopt a child.

5. What is height of Craziness?

Getting a black paper Xeroxed.

6. What is height of Forgetfulness?

Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last.

7. What is height of Stupidity?

A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door.

8. What is height of Honesty?

A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.

9. What is height of Suicide?

A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.

10. What is height of De-hydration?

A cow giving milk powder.