IT- Roles in Heaven

OH - GOD

Brahma : Systems Installation

Vishnu : Systems Administration & Support

Lakshmi : Finance and Accounts consultant

Saraswati : Training and Knowledge Management

Shiva: DBA (Crash Specialist)

Ganesh : Quality Assuarance & Documentation

Narada : Data transfer

Yama : Reorganization & Downsizing Consultant

Chitragupta : IDP & Personal Records

Apsaras : Downloadable Viruses

Devas : Mainframe Programmers

Surya : Solaris Administrator

Rakshasas : In house Hackers

Ravan : Internet Explorer WWWF

Kumbhakarnan : Zombie Process

Lakshman : Support Software and Backup

Hanuman : Linux/s390

Vaali : MS Windows

Sugreeva : DOS

Jatayu : Firewall

Dronacharya : System Programmer

Vishwamitra : Sr. Manager Projects

Shakuni : Annual appraisal & Promotion

Valmiki : Technical Writer (Ramayana Sign off document)

Krishna : SDLC ( Sudarshan Wheel Development Life Cycle )

Dharmaraj Yudhishthira : ISO Consultant (CMM level 5)

Arjun : Lead Programmer (all companies are vying for him)

Abhimanyu : Trainee Programmer

Draupadi : Motivation & Team building

Bhima : MAINFRAME LEGACY SYSTEM

Duryodhana : Microsoft product Written in VB

Karna : Contract programmer

Dhrutarashtra : Visual C++

Gandhari : Dreamweaver

100 Kauravas : Microsoft Service Packs and patches