Choice

Upon dying, Bill Gates went to purgatory.

St. Peter said to his, "Now Bill, you have done some goodthings, and you have done some bad things. Now I amgoing to let you decide where you want to go".

So, Bill takes a look at hell and see's these beautiful womenrunning around, in 80 degree temperature, on beautifulbeaches.

Then he took a look at heaven and it was nice, you knowharps and singing and worship and stuff like that.

So he said to St. Peter that he would like to go to hell.

About a week later, St. Peter went down to hell to check onBill. There he saw him, being whipped by demons.

He said to St. Peter, "What happened to all the beautifullwomen, and the beaches and the 80 degree temperature?"

Peter replied, "That was just the screen saver."