Who's SHE?

She took a ruler to bed to see how longSheSlept.

She sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.

She thought Eartha Kitt was a set of garden tools.

She thought General Motors was in the army.

She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.

She thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.

Under "education" on her job application, She put "Hooked On Phonics."

She tripped over a cordless phone.

SheSpent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said to concentrate."

She told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "ONE WAY."

At the bottom of the application where it says "sign here,"She! put "Sagittarius."

She asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.

She studied for a blood test.

She thought she needed a token to get on "Soul Train."

She sold the car for gas money!

When she missed the 44 bus,She took the 22 bus twice instead.

When she went to the airport andSaw aSign that said "Airport Left, She turned around and went home.

When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home,She moved.

She thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.

If she spoke her mind,She'd be speechless.

She thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening.

She had a shirt thatSaid "TGIF," which she thought stood for "This Goes In Front."