Sherlock Holmes

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. As they lay down for the night, Holmes said, "Watson, look up into the sky and tell me what you see."

Watson said, "I see millions and millions of stars."

"And what does that tell you?"

"Astronomically," Watson replied, "it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Theologically, it tells me that God and His Universe are infinite. Meteorologically, it tells me that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?"

"Somebody stole our tent."