Enjoy Sholay

Gabbar sends Kaalia and his other two colleagues to Ramgad for collecting the 'loot-maar' software which he had ordered.

They reach Ramgad and start shouting:

Abe O thakur! Baahar nikal !! Kahan hai wo loot-maar software, jo hamne order kiya tha?"

Dhaniya, an old man comes out with a floppy in his hand.

Kaalia - "Kya laye ho dhaniya?"

Dhaniya - "Financial Accounting software hai sarkar."

Kaalia - "Suwar ke bacche! Yeh bekar software hamare liye banaya? Aur woh loot-mar software kya apni beti ke baratiyon ke liye zip file mein chuppa ke rakha hai? Haraam-zada !!"

Thakur comes out of his house with anger, saying: "Chillao mat kaalia !! Jaakar gabbar se kah do ki Thakur Software walon ne paagal kutton ke liye software banana bund kar diya hai"

Kaalia-"Bahut garmi dikha rahe ho thakur? Koi naye programmers hire kiye hain kya??"

Thakur - "Nazar utha ke dekh, Kaalia, tere sar par powerbuilder chalraha hai".

Kaalia lifts his head. He sees Viru(Dharmendra) working on a PC on one water tank and Jay(Amitabh)on another water tank, punching the keys of a Laptop.

Kaalia starts laughing and says: Haa Haa...Ye log programming karenge thakur? Haa haa... in ko to DOS commands bhi nahin aate. Suno Ramgad ke vasiyon,thakur ne data entry operators ki software company banaayi hai"

Veeru shouts: "Chup-chap chala ja kaalia. Ham log consultants hain, kuch bhi kar sakte hain"

Jay hits some commands on his keyboard. Then says: "Jao kaalia, gabbar se kahna ki uska server down ho gaya"

Kaalia-"Jaata hoon thakur. Agar gabbar ko pata chala ki Thakur Software walonne uska loot - maar software nahin banaya, to wo poore network mein virus daal dega"

At the GABBAR's den...

GABBAR: "Kittnay bugs thay"?

KALIA: "Do sarkaar"

GABBAR: "Woh do! Aur tum teen. Phir bhee fix nahin kar sake? kya soch kay aaye ho? Gabbar bahut khus hoga? Naya assignment dega, kyoon? Iski saja milegi.. Barobbar milegi"

[Snatches an X terminal from Sambaa] "Kitne sessions hain, is machine mein?"

Sambaa: Chhey Sarkaar.

GABBAR: "Session chhey aur programmer teen. Bahoot naa-insaafi hai. [logout.. logout... logout....] Haan.. ab theek hai...

Ab tera kyaa hoga kaalia?"

KAALIA: "Sarkaar, maine aapka code likha tha, sarkar?"

GABBAR: " To ab documentation likh !!!"

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